: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
A: It over swept!
Q: What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!
A. Ferry tales!
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!
A: Wavy!
Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous WRECK!
A: A nervous WRECK!
Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!
A: Catch it in the winter!
Q: Which division of the army can a child join?
A: Infantry!
A: Infantry!
Q: Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q: Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?
A: At a Jungle Sale!
A: At a Jungle Sale!
Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Mooosical Chairs.
A: Mooosical Chairs.
Q: Why did the boy gift his teacher an empty box of her favourite chocolates?
A: Because they were his favourite too.
A: Because they were his favourite too.
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